Meet Oldmcdonaldhadahorsecock: Proud, Gorgeous & UK-Based

Lets just say I'm the largest on the 'Farm' Old McDonald's Diner Menu Old McDonald's Breakfast Cumshot Creamiest egg whites from free range chickens, and the thickest sausages* $3 - 60secs or 5 pictures Old McDonald also had a Donkey Buttplay Juiciest rump roast with a side of carrots and potatoes $10 - 60sec or 5 pictures Old McDonald Weigh In Dick and pussy rating Eggplant and feline enthusiast Bring your vegetables and kitty cats for me to rate $2 - rate Old McDonald's Diner Postcard Signed Polaroid Signed postcard of old mc Donalds prize winning showhorse $5 - 1 Polaroid Karoke Nights 1/2 off voice messages on(days off) Cum on down and listen to Old McDonald's wonderful singing voice and let him get you feeling hot $2 - 20 words or less *All content contains 100% grade A quality horse meat